Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches
@zonerbonerz i have a gift from one chaotic neutral to another
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to clarify: in the span of 1 session (the FIRST session, may I add), Ted managed to do the following
-make 2 negative bonds with his teammates
-make one of the aforementioned teammates set their goal to punching him in the face
-fail a charisma role while trying to seduce the head of a secret organization
-explain away the failed wink as “an eye twitch”, and now winks at me irl whenever that NPC shows up to “keep up the ruse”
-make his other instrument an airhorn
-hide in a dark corner with said airhorn in an attempt to scare someone
-crit fail the role to scare the person, making him blow an airhorn in his face and knocking him prone
also I gave each of my players 1 special object to add to their backstory and Ted’s player gave him a bag of 400 neckties with 1 “very coveted” bowtie and kept asking people to reach into said bag claiming that “if you grab the bowtie, u get a prize”. When asked about the prizes, he refused to elaborate
did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.
